Thu 27 Oct 2011
More miscellany
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I don’t want to do this, but I think I might have to: that is, blog using bullets. I can’t help it, I’m stuck and need… to… pull… myself… up… out… of… this……. RUT!
To that end, I:
- Have decided not to pursue roller derby career; see more in the Mommyhood tomorrow.
- Am 41.
- Loved Moneyball.
- Am trying to attain sobriety.
- Also, slenderness. (Those are related, but only incidentally.)
- Can’t seem to form coherent sentences, yet am compelled to try.
- Went to Florida.
- Sort of wanted to move there.
- Am practicing gratitude more.
- Want to write every day.
- Am still alive. And 41. Yay!
Decide also to take it easy on yourself. That’s the hardest thing, I think: being gentle with your own feelings.
You’re awesome. People know this. You could have it printed on business cards and everything.
* Bullet points are better than thin air.
* Add a few verb and articles and you can turn bullet points into sentences.
* sobriety is good.
* Bullet points are addictive.
* Blogging about bullet points via bullet points is a recursive loop that could explode this blog.
Remember: whining is ok.
* Whining is OK, yes.
* But whining artfully is more OK.
* And whining so that you end up whining about a cosmic whine truth is the most OK.
* It helps to bullet points your thoughts about whining, too.
* This is an extraneous bullet point, because, well, 5 bullets points seems better than 4.